You know you are not in Jerusalem when...

You know you are not in Jerusalem when…

You read a restaurant menu and encounter the words pork and ham.

You can see bald spots on the heads of older men.

Men dress in something other than black suits and fedoras.

Every other person between 17 and 22 is not in an Army uniform.

You can see hair on the top of women’s heads.

The primary religious attraction is not Jewish, Muslim, nor Christian, but Baha’i (in Haifa).

A woman will sit next to you on the bus.

You walk into a bar and no one asks you if you have a gun.